Gun Ownership in US reveals “small problem” with male self image
The US has more guns per person than any other country in the world. The Small Arms Survey estimated that in 2007, there were 88 guns owned for every 100 Americans.
Although exact figures are difficult to come by, the Arabian Peninsula state of Yemen – which has a deeply ingrained gun culture – probably has the second-highest number of guns per capita.
Switzerland’s requirement that most of its male citizens serve in a militia helps it maintain third-highest rate in the world. And Finland, in fourth place, has a robust hunting culture. Guns have also traditionally been important in rural Serbia, which has the fifth-highest number of firearms per person.
All mentioned figures come from a Small Arms Survey report published in 2007.
Scientists: More Guns Don’t Enhance Penis Size or Usefulness
William K. Wolfrum blog
This man has a very sad penisSWEDEN – After a full decade of research, a team of Swedish scientists has confirmed that no matter how many guns a man owns, his penis will remain small and insignificant.
“Ve look at ze mens wit ze guns and ve look at ze penis of zeese mens,” said Dr. Sven Svenenberg of the Svenlandia Institute. “Itz veery zad. Ze penis is so wee.”
The research looked at 300 average American men who owned multiple guns. Those 300 were then weighed, measure, and found wanting. Following that, the men were then encouraged to buy even more guns over the next year. They were then were then weighed and measured again, and found wanting even more.
“Ze penis iz so wee, still,” said Dr. Svenenberg in an accent that no one could really identify. “Iz almozt of no uze. Like a wee pinkie toe.”
American scientist Tim Johnson said the research proved what has long been suspected – that owning guns for hunting and self-protection is generally a lie and that most men buy guns because they feel it will be an extension of their manhood.
“We’ve known this all along. We call it the ‘Glenn Beck Effect,'” said Johnson from his home office in Tupelo, Miss. “Not long ago, a Wikileaks document emerged showing a naked picture of Beck. Dude’s hung like a pimple on a pimple. Then all of a sudden you start seeing the guy show up holding guns.”
Still, some have called the research misleading. Ron Schmeits, President of the NRA said that the problem was that the men in the research sample were not encouraged to buy enough guns.
“These small men will get larger if they own more guns,” said Schmeits, handing out checks to Republican congressmen on the steps of the nation’s capital. “They need pistols and shotguns and guns that have guns attached to them and guns that shoot guns. That will fix them right up.”
But Dr. Svenenberg stood by his research.
“Zey are so wee, it’z almozt to make me to laugh,” said Dr. Svenenberg. “But no. I don’t to laugh. Iz zad. Zo veery zad.” …source
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